3 Dogs at the vet

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they
struck up a conversation. The Yellow Labrador turned to the Black
Labrador and said, " So why are you here ? "
The Black Lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the
sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last
night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

The Yellow Lab said, " So what’s the vet going to do ? "
" Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the Black Lab. "They
reckon it'll calm me down."

The Black Lab then turned to the Yellow Lab and asked " why are you
here ? "
The Yellow Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers
and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the
carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big
hole in my owners' couch."
" So what are they going to do to you ? " the Black Lab inquired.
" Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Yellow Lab said.


The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you
here ? "
" I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump
the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump
everything I see."
Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down
to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back
and started hammering away."
The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, " So,
it's nuts off for you too, huh ?"

The Great Dane said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped!"