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    A man at the Beach


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    Join date : 2010-08-09
    Location : Nongpreu, Bunglamung Chonburi

    A man at the Beach Empty A man at the Beach

    Post by skippythai on 7th May 2011, 8:59 am

    A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

    Three women, from England , Wales, and Scotland , were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

    The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"

    The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.

    The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"

    The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

    The Scottish woman came to him and said, "'ave ya ever been fooked, laddie?"

    The man broke into a big smile and said, "No"..

    She said, "Aye, ya will be when the tide comes in".

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