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    Jewish Sunbathing

    skippythai
    skippythai


    Posts : 137
    Join date : 2010-08-09
    Location : Nongpreu, Bunglamung Chonburi

    Jewish Sunbathing Empty Jewish Sunbathing

    Post by skippythai 17th April 2011, 11:05 am

    A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.

    "How are you today?"
    "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
    "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
    "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back
    to his book.
    "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very
    lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" she asked.

    “Yes, I live over in Cape Coral ", he answered, and again he resumed reading.

    Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pussy
    cats?"

    With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her
    swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life.

    When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did
    you know that was what I wanted?"

    The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

    Very Happy

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