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    skippythai
    skippythai


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    Join date : 2010-08-09
    Location : Nongpreu, Bunglamung Chonburi

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    Post by skippythai 4th January 2011, 4:44 pm

    A Northern Territory aboriginal farm-hand radios back to the farm manager.
    'Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute. The pig's ok but

    he's stuck in the bull bar at the front of my ute and is wriggling & squealing

    so much I cannot get him out'.

    The manager says 'OK there's a 303 behind the seat. Take it out and shoot

    the pig in the head & you'll be able to remove him'.

    Five minutes later the farm hand calls back. 'I did as you said boss. Took

    the 303 and shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars.

    No problem there, but I still can't go on.'

    'Now what's the problem?' raged the manager.

    'Well Boss, it's his motor bike. The back wheel and the flashing blue light is

    wedged under the right front wheel arch..................... ?

    Boss, you there boss???????


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